Well I would not wish to appear boastful, conceited .... big headed even, but .........................................
... this time I have excelled even my own extremely high standard ................................
................... I am absolutely certain that last Sunday at the MG Live Meeting I captured the ultimate 'ACTION PHOTOGRAPH'!!!!!!!!
Stunning quality! A moment in time that has been recorded for posterity ............................
................... history made, a photograph that will resonate around the global world of motor sport ........................
............... for generations!
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN I PRESENT FOR YOU A EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW OF 'MY GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT'

Suitable captions may be submitted in order that an apposite title can be ascribed to this wonder of the age.
Please modesty forbids that you should praise my efforts.
PS; I bet the build up had a few people worried. A Richard?