Snetterton

[JERRY KNIGHT]

Hope you all have a good time at Snetterton and just remember as my old Granny used to say "drive safe always wear a condom"

[Mary Lindsay]

Does that apply to everyone?

[JERRY KNIGHT]

Ahh uurum
dont think granny thought about this situation Mary , still I guess if every body else wears a condom you will be ok . Ah then theres Sharlie !

[Chris Acklam]

Jerry, useful tip: when in a hole ...

[Bob Bull]

Jerry,
You stand condomned of a very serious breach of etiquette, I can only suppose you were acting under extreme durexs.
(Let's hope no one caught a cold at Snotterton., which is not, unknown.)

I guess if every body else wears a condom you will be ok . Ah then theres Sharlie !

Just how big are these devices?
Are they in fashion this year?
Might we see them worn on Ladies Day at Ascot?
Perhaps they are waterproof.

Bob.

[Jim Mountain]

Does it need to be a nomex lined condom or will anything be ok ?

[Bob Bull]

Does it need to be a nomex lined

Jim,
This question raises a number of issues dealing mainly with the need for protection from fire in the circumstances in which such devices may be used. I just hope that we do not recieve any replies that could offend the more refined amongst us, perhaps if you have a rollover bar fitted that might well suffice in terms of safety matters. I am sure the Blue Book covers all situations and should be consulted before each event, but I must say; you BOTG types do appear to be a a racy bunch. Can we expect more revelations soon?

Yours with bated & baited breath,

Bob.