2009 Panto - Jack and the Bobstalk

[Bob Bull]

On Wednesday morning the Panto had attracted 417 views and had risen to 465 by Thursday and it currently stands at 495,BUT only four people have contributed to the story during the day, this made the ogre very angry, his fingers were worn down to the bone and his keyboard was too hot to touch.
Was he mistaken, was this not the season of goodwill and festive celebration?

He decided to ask Mary to marry him.

[jack bellinger]

I think Ive lost the plot !!

jack

[Barry Sumner]

Lost in the snow !!!

Barry

[Bob Bull]

think Ive lost the plot !!

Blimey ! Jack is there a plot? No one told me.

Lost in the snow !!!

So that's why we have not heard from you then Barry.

[TonyLees]

I think Ive lost the plot !!
jack

Maybe the plot has joined the will to live?

[Mary Lindsay]

He decided to ask Mary to marry him.

Mary blushed and fluttered her eyelashes,
"Aw shucks" she said awkwardly "I've only been asked to marry someone once before and I accepted."
Just then the wax jacket, to whom she was married, stormed into the scene...

[Mary Lindsay]

I think Ive lost the plot !!

Jack, you lost the plot years ago!

[Mary Lindsay]

Lost in the snow !!!

Thank goodness! Balmy Summer has appeared to save the day, maybe the plot will race on to an exciting conclusion now...

[Mary Lindsay]

Maybe the plot has joined the will to live?

Bah Humbug! The evil Bony Knees has arrived and is trying to spoil the fun.
Come along now said the Reconciliation Fairy, surely you can do more than just whinge - why not join in and play nicely with the other lunatics?

[Mary Lindsay]

Maybe the plot has joined the will to live?

Bah Humbug! The evil Bony Knees has arrived and is trying to spoil the fun.
Come along now said the Reconciliation Fairy, surely you can do more than just whinge - why not join in and play nicely with the other lunatics?

[Mary Lindsay]

This is post number 86, come on you lot, only another 104 to go.

[Bob Bull]

.....leaving Jack and son, and Catherine the Cow, in the hands of the Goatherds we return to Lewkwarm, where following the affray involving various ogres, drovers, passers by and Duck Lairdlew, the drovers settled down to eat a delicious meal of Chile Canned Corn into which, Kat Ogre-Ban had slipped a portion of magic beans.
Soon the effect of the addition began to effect the unsuspecting drovers, who, in effect were effected by the effect of the beans.

Merk Scissors and his bosom pal Flip Tisnout constructed a gigantic inflatable model of a Mogplank MkV, however, just as they stood back to admire their handiwork a sudden gust of wind snatched the mooring line from it's post and whisked the hapless duo high into the atmosphere, and they were last seen fast disappearing over the Trossachs. Witnessess told how the last thing they heard was a plaintive rendition of 'Somewhere Over The Rainbow' as the inflatable soared towards the sun.

Meanwhile a mysterious robed figure known as Simon the Cowl, had persuaded Jedwards to abandon Kedwards and join his company of Jesters as a Troubador to seek fame and fortune in Boxland. The gullible Jedwards, still under the influence of the hallucigenic beans, readily agreed to the proposal and aslo a stylish new bouffant into the bargain.

Jonty Clock was another who had partaken of the doctored scoff and began to have dillusions of grandeur and set out for Frogland in an ancient Mogplonk with a cry of, "I intend to win the Lemons all day and night Grand Pree. I am invincible!" Off he went with a cohort of men in white coats in hot pursuit.

Back at the tavern Doc Lewdlor and Phony Baloney were still involved in litigation over the Doc's shattered wall, with Baloney claiming it was the wall, that had in fact, struck his aged Adder as he tried to turn the table on the Duck.
Suddenly the Doc's hand thrust forward and with a demented cry demanded. "COUGH! ............................?

(Over to you Jack.)

[Bob Bull]

Just then the wax jacket, to whom she was married, stormed into the scene...

Mary,
I was only considering a proposal, please don't be too forward, but do not give up all hope just yet, before this farce is finished anything could happen.

Anyway, with due respect I have seen the Wax Jacket and I believe 'stormed' to be unlikely reaction.

I am sure we can agree at least that is is good to see certain characters beginning to play their part at long last.

[Bob Bull]

This is post number 86, come on you lot, only another 104 to go.

Mary, I hate to be pedantic but 200-86=114. The sentiment is correct even if the maths are dodgy.

Lot's of luv.

Your Bob.

PS. Does double posting still count?

[jack bellinger]

COUGH..
The duck (whoever that is ) could see that the DOC Laidthose had his hands full ..So got himself in a flap and winged it off to Lakeside .
Who,s the French Barber Jack, et ?
look out Who,s behind you .

Sumnersaulting himself back into the panto with the golden harp...
(what plot)