vegans of the world unite

[peter rafter]

Of extreme relevance to the racing fraternity herewith is the very latest breaking news. The cries of " Hold the front page", and "Late night Final" will resound throughout the Land.
Forget the election circus. Ignore the Impeachment farago. Discard the sports results.
Are you sitting comfortably? Have something extra strong to hand (not mints
). Seek out your maiden Aunts" smelling salts. Take deep measured breaths.
Earwigo!
Roger Whiteside has gone Vegan !!!
Lawny lawdy.
I'm almost speechless.
What deep and troublesome experience could have driven him to this extreme?
Is there time yet for salvation? Is he beyond redemption?
I shall consult the Oracle...whilst at the same time heeding that very sound advice of imbibing a proper claret.
ps
there have always been these strange sects, unfathomable, History is bound to repeat itself.
pps
personally, I will only countenance animals that eat vegetables.

[jack bellinger]

Pennies

[Bob Bull]

Peter, I am disappointed with my failing eyesight, I thought it read Virgins! However, back to our Roger, I hear that he also re-invented the humble doughnut with a hole in the centre in a bid to apparently cut down on the number of calories consumed by the consumer. A blow against obesity! Can't be bad.

[Leigh Sebba]

I am sure there are plenty of vegetarians if not vegans racing in the Series – so perhaps yet another Class – Class V

[Bob Bull]

I am sure there are plenty of vegetarians if not vegans racing in the Series – so perhaps yet another Class – Class V

W£hat next Leigh? Classes L. G. B , and T?

[Leigh Sebba]

Just watched trailer of the film that supposedly inspired Roger and it has the backing of Lewis Hamilton so may be worth a few seconds a lap !

[Bob Bull]

I did not realise that Hamilton was a big name in sausage rolls!