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Another Year

Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 5:10 pm
by Bob Bull
Wake up! Wake up!

2012 is here.

Hurrah!


Well, someone has to start the new year off .................!

Re: Another Year

Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 10:49 pm
by jack bellinger
Once upon a time.............

Re: Another Year

Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:26 am
by Katy Thompson
..........silence descended upon the world and tumble weed blew through the forum.........

Re: Another Year

Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 10:51 am
by Bob Bull
Katy Thompson wrote:tumble weed blew through the forum.........
....out on the prairie a lone coyote started to howl, as a band of rough looking men mounted on stout Morgan horses, headed for the little town of Lews Tork and the nearest saloon ....................................

Re: Another Year

Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 7:43 pm
by Mary Lindsay
and when they arrived they found that the lunch arranged for them had been cancelled because the pub had blown away.

"Aw shucks," said Cowboy Bellinger "let's all find another pub and have a game of Formula One."
"Now jest you remember, Jack" said Sally, his long-suffering pardner "it's only a game so don't y'all be too competitive now"

Re: Another Year

Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 8:09 pm
by Bob Bull
.............. when into town rode that far right German gunslinger Hayrick Beerhouse, a man who never wore a shirt, and had a reputation as the
"Fascist Gun in The Vest" *

"Ve haf vays of making you valk" He cried, and shot all of the horses.

Black Jack was distraught a the loss of poor Sal the Nag, and wept bitter tears, so much ale had he drunk.








*(with apologies to Round the Horne)

Re: Another Year

Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 8:29 pm
by jack bellinger
Mr Bull...... Who do you think you are calling me ... Sal the Nag


sally

Re: Another Year

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 7:17 pm
by jack bellinger
.......CHINA SHOP........... Ever been in one Bob

Re: Another Year

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:02 pm
by Bob Bull
Sorry Jack, I did not realise YOU are the only one allowed to insult 'er indoors.

Take my advice, mate. keep her in the kitchen in future.

Re: Another Year

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:15 pm
by Mary Lindsay
Brave words indeed Mr. Bull, but I am not sure you comprehend the precarious position into which you have now manoeuvred yourself.... #-o

Re: Another Year

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:18 pm
by Bob Bull
I faced worse than that ..........................................! Yeah! :shock: Right!