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Treasure Island Alternative Version.
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:04 pm
by Bob Bull
The main characters in this entertainment;
Long Johns Bollinger, a hairy chested old salt, with parrot on his shoulder.
Jim Jams 'awkins. Fresh faced, precocious little brat.
Izzy Handrail. Nasty pirate with scar.
Sqeer Tree-Lawn. Posh voiced nob and Magistrate.
Doctor Calvin; Surgeon and part time lap dancer.
Cap'n Smellit; Hoary old sea dog, ex-naval type so watch out behind.
Bin and gon; Cheese eating castaway, knows where the bodies are buried.
Captain Skint; Long dead buccaneer and metal detector enthusiast.
Hispanole!; Ship shape and Bristol fashion gallon with four star accomodation. Purchased for £1.39.9 at Tascos.
Auditions will be held soon to allocate parts, apply early as there is bound to be a rush of applicants.
Note; In order to be PC we may have to introduce a few foreigners, females, and bent characters to avoid problems with any Public Busybody.
Re: Treasure Island Alternative Version.
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 6:21 am
by jack bellinger
Treasure Island .. Thats not fair... Im Going to miss it all !!!
Blind Pew
Re: Treasure Island Alternative Version.
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:44 am
by Mary Lindsay
Pew - you'll just have to keep your ears open and get yourself a guide dog that can swim!
Re: Treasure Island Alternative Version.
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:42 am
by jack bellinger
I have a feeling somebody,s talking about me
this is probably the right time .... For an " EYE EYE cptan
blind pew
Re: Treasure Island Alternative Version.
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 1:29 pm
by Bob Bull
Mary,
I have often wondered about Jack's navigation in the SS War, now I understand his somewhat erratic progress.
Ahoy! Shipmate.
Bosun Bob.
PS; Should we decide on a launch date for the venture, we do not want to set off on our voyage too early.
Re: Treasure Island Alternative Version.
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 2:24 pm
by jack bellinger
Im still trying to find the way to the Inn !! "AAHAAR" "AAHAAR" AHAARFAPINTARUM
blind pew and a stutter
Re: Treasure Island Alternative Version.
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:58 am
by jack bellinger
PS; Should we decide on a launch date for the venture, we do not want to set off on our voyage too early.
Sunk with all hands on deck !!
GLUG GLUG
Re: Treasure Island Alternative Version.
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:55 am
by Bob Bull
jack bellinger wrote:PS; Should we decide on a launch date for the venture, we do not want to set off on our voyage too early.
Sunk with all hands on deck !!
GLUG GLUG
What happened to the parrot?
Re: Treasure Island Alternative Version.
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 12:05 pm
by TonyLees
Bob Bull wrote:
What happened to the parrot?
That would be the one resting on a perch with his friend... "can you smell fish?"
Re: Treasure Island Alternative Version.
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 12:10 pm
by Bob Bull
TonyLees wrote:Bob Bull wrote:
What happened to the parrot?
That would be the one resting on a perch with his friend... "can you smell fish?"
Not for the first time on this forum, Tony, you have lost me!
Re: Treasure Island Alternative Version.
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 4:02 pm
by jack bellinger
It must have gone straight over our heads !!
Re: Treasure Island Alternative Version.
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 5:57 pm
by TonyLees
PERCH?
ha ha
Re: Treasure Island Alternative Version.
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 6:35 pm
by Mark Shears
Don't carp on about it Tony...!
Re: Treasure Island Alternative Version.
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 7:23 pm
by jack bellinger
Made Mullets out of us..
.... Pollocks!!
Re: Treasure Island Alternative Version.
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:50 pm
by john bevan
Bob- I think you started reading in the wrong plaice. I do hope this thread doesn't give you a bad haddock.
