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Can you supply a whitty, pithy, printable caption for the tableau above.

I will not name the characters depicted to avoid embarassment, suffice to say that it was taken prior to Jonathon Rushton's Championship winning drive at Silverstone recently.

The photographer will also remain anonymous for safety's sake.

RP (on the left) – That’s right James. Keep your eyes closed and try and focus your mind. On the start line before every race I close my eyes and meditate. Seems to work for me. Just remember to wake up before the start lights go out !

RP "Look, we've all got clean hands, the rozzers have got nothing to go on. If they come calling about a nobbled Elan or TR - you know nuffink".