The Iceman Cometh!!
Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:16 pm
I probably should not be giving away secrets on this forum, but I just feel I have to warn you unsuspecting racers that the 'ICEMAN COMETH'.
I have obtained a copy of a highly confidential video showing the extent, and climes, that some people will go to in order to be razor sharp for the new season's events. In the video a mysterious hooded figure boasts of his winter training schedule in some of the most inhospitable regions of the Frozen North and demonstrates remarkable fortitude in conditions that ony Scott of The Antartic would recognise. 'The Worst Journey in The World'? Childs play compared with this Morgan driver's regimen. Dog sled, snowmobile, ice caverns, stormy seas, it is all there. I dare not reveal the name of this Superman from Bristol, sufice to say he is of the old school and a master of all he surveys. No more pottering about at the back, it's chequered flags, trophies, and nubile pit girls in 2009.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Scoop.
I have obtained a copy of a highly confidential video showing the extent, and climes, that some people will go to in order to be razor sharp for the new season's events. In the video a mysterious hooded figure boasts of his winter training schedule in some of the most inhospitable regions of the Frozen North and demonstrates remarkable fortitude in conditions that ony Scott of The Antartic would recognise. 'The Worst Journey in The World'? Childs play compared with this Morgan driver's regimen. Dog sled, snowmobile, ice caverns, stormy seas, it is all there. I dare not reveal the name of this Superman from Bristol, sufice to say he is of the old school and a master of all he surveys. No more pottering about at the back, it's chequered flags, trophies, and nubile pit girls in 2009.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Scoop.