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The Princess was amazed to discover the Bat Cave was full of bats. There were Cricket bats, Ping-pong bats, Baseball bats, and even a few Wombats from Down Under.

Not in the least concerned, though...she didn't bat an eyelid.

Greg, in the penal colony,
from the place of crows
old native saying
Where there is a will, there's relatives
regards

Ok Peter we now got you up for the Genie

The cast is growing

Magic !!!

Has anyone put out that fire yet Jack may be able to enlist his Stair Wars pal from Mexico, OB Juan...along with firemen Jose and Hose B.

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL

Unhappily the Princess' better half made a rather forceful contact with the pavement yesterday with the result that we spent all day at the Horsemeat Shop, the dear lady has her right arm in plaster, and is due for a plate and pins operation on Saturday, ie Boxing Day.

This means that the said Princess is working harder than a Plus 4 trying to keep up with a V8, and may have to restrict her contributions to the panto until order is restored.

Welcome Compo to the cast (no pun intended) maybe you can keep the flow of corn flowing.

Cest la vie.

The Star Alieghdin has taken a Sebbatickle
The Princess is taking a break
The Snow Fairy,s Been Winging it all week
The Sultan,s in the Christmas Cake
Wishy and Washey have dried up
R2 kangerD2oo has gone all Batty
Widow Twanky has just found out that she can melt ice with her eyes (only took 2 hours)
That only leaves the Genie to give us 3 wishes
Mine are
Wish you all a Merry Christmas and happy New Year
Wish you all the best Racing Next Year
and most of all Wish The Princess,s Better Half A Speedy Recovery

Christmas Thought..
Christmas,s are good ...The more you have..The longer you Live

till the next Panto....
Jack

Happy Christmas everyone, especially the small but lively cast of this memorable production.

We all wish the Princess's better half a speedy recovery, not sure what a "a plate and pins operation" is but it sounds painful...

Next year the cast will be performing Treasure Island on a sunny beach somewhere in the Caribbean and then it won't matter if the rest of the company are too shy to take part.

A very small cast (unlike Mrs. B's) four main characters, one bit part player, and two walk-on parts, 96 scenes and an audience of just 600.

Not a spectacular success! [-X

Plans for next year may require something a little more 'cutting edge' to provoke interest.

Note to fans; Mrs Bob's operation was postponed due to the outbreak of something unsavoury at the local Hospitality Unit, re-scheduled for Monday. Your prayers would be appreciated.

Happy New Year to all Morgan types.

Bob.

We all wish Mrs Bob a successful op and a speedy recovery. [-o<

Was the "something unsavoury" on the lunch menu?

The support for our panto was sadly lacking, with more interest shown in when the Plus 4 types will meet for their lunch.

Next year you lot can do it while we all sit back and watch!

Mrs Bob, 'The One Armed Bandit' had a successful trip to the boneyard yesterday and has emerged with her right elbow somewhat restored from what the surgeon described as 'mush'. Old bones do not take to plates and screws too well but he was pleased with the result. The Dear Lady now has the perfect excuse to sit around demanding all sorts of things, so there is not really much change in the normal day-to-day routine of the household.

Many thanks for your best wishes, even if Judy is somewhat perplexed by a flood of sympathy from people she has never met. I have tried to explain but ................................

Cheers and applause to the cast (of the Panto!)

Mrs Bob, 'The One Armed Bandit' had a successful trip to the boneyard yesterday and has emerged with her right elbow somewhat restored from what the surgeon described as 'mush'.

That's great news Bob, we all wish her a speedy recovery.

Cheers and applause to the cast (of the Panto!)

Yes, we all deserve pat on the back - at least we appreciate our own efforts!

Great news Bob .

Just been sent a DVD with a lovely song (Any Old Iron)and some Great Pics

As Judy will find out There,s nothing wrong with Any Old Iron (even if its in Your Arm)

You just have to treat with love, gentleness,respect,(including the Missus) and every now and them show what its made of !!

Thanks Bob

My pleasure Jack, I hope you enjoyed it. The music was not chosen for any particular reason, it was just a good old cockney song.

Happy New Racing Season

Bob.

PS: I have downloaded the video to my usual site so I could share it if you wish. Then you could impress all of your friend.

sharing would be fine ..then both of my friends can see it!!