Treasure Island Alternative Version.

[TonyLees]

albatroscious!

[Mary Lindsay]

We did it on porpoise...

[Bob Bull]

Here we go again .........................................................

[john bevan]

we had a whale of a time. I hope my car's oil SEAL doesn't leak.

[Tim Hill]

Bob, there's something very fishy going on in this thread. Shiver me timbers, people keep getting distracted from the plot......

Questions such as:
Has Jim sold his Marlin yet?
Did Simon Kingfish win the HSCC race?
How is Peter Coley?

This sort of behaviour shouldn't be tolerated any more. So Mr Moderator, more Panto and less fish please. I'm just off to Tuna my engine.

Regards to Bob the Snapper

Tim - another yellow car owner

[jack bellinger]

ALBERTROSCIOS ..... Whats that ????

Pidgeon English

( you gotta be swift)

ps.. there is a bird in treasure Island

[Mary Lindsay]

"Pieces of Plus Eight, pieces of Plus Eight"
That's what you'll find in our garage quoth Pirate Mary's parrot.

[Bob Bull]

I do not wish to sound crabby, but while waiting at Charing Crustacean for the train, I had a really Brill idea. Why not change the panto theme from Treasure Island to 'A Fish Called Wanda'?
This would shorely, give the creative imaginings of assorted Morgan persons something they could get their gills into big time!

One advantage would be that Pirate Mary could stop re-cycling Bob's jokes and think up a few of her own!!!!

Now does anyone have any idea what 'A Fish Called Wanda' is all about?

Henry the Navigator.

[peter rafter]

i sincerely hope it is not about a melange of inebriated petrolheads only concerned with feeding, fighting and ffffffff....fraternising

[Bob Bull]

Peter,
The leading man was 'fraternised' on stage, but to be fair the audience did try to warn him!!

[jack bellinger]

Bob ..A fish called Wanda is out of date .. I know its hard for you to swallow that

We are onto Birds now


must fly ...jack

[john bevan]

Jack- Bob is very gullible and like to crow about his achievements. Now and again he can be a great ti...........

[Mary Lindsay]

"Land Ahoy!" shouted Little Jim, followed by "He's fallen in the water...."
The ship's crew threw a rope over the side to save Bob the ship's jester as he swam round in circles trying to recover his dignity.

[Bob Bull]

....... but Bob had no need of a rope, and struck out for the shore with such speed and strength that the ship was swiftly left behind, batting off the attentions of various sharks, he vaulted over the reef and was soon on the beach and heading inland intent on being first to the treasure ....................

The island was rich in bird life, and tits, shags, cocks were in abundance. (I thought it best to get these out of the way before One Eyed Jack caused offence.)

.in the morning .....................

[john bevan]

Bob was attacked by a red footed booby............