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Hello Kiddies, my friends are watching this Pantomime, do you like them? They like you, why not give them a wave, that's good they are all smiling now, Happy Christmas boys and girls.


Uncle Bobby

a****s? Is that shorthand for Austins? into gear? Geddit! hahahaha

Tony: At least it got something into gear! Now how about some jolly panto contributions?

I notice some of your cast can't afford decent costumes

Robin: It is OUR cast so how about learning your lines and joining in?

Oh! I never thought to ask before, is this a family show?

Bob: Yes it is so try to keep it vaguely appropriate. [-X

Right you lot - use it or lose it!!!!!! Panto regs are that you all have to join in otherwise you will be given a drive through penalty at the first race you take part in next season.

Message to admin, Why is my teddy bear picture constantly being censored, the least offensive one I have posted to=date?

Alvis?
In gear?
I hear they can go for a thong at auction.

Now you're being thilly John...

Have we hit wock bottom?

Mary

I'm not joining in in the buff..sorry...too old!

Robin

As some of you may know, Dick Whittington actually came from Gloucestershire!
"He was born in Gloucestershire, at Pauntley in the Forest of Dean" as my learned friend Wikipedia has told me.
Dick set off from Pauntley, passing a strange man on the way, Lord Bullox, who was carrying his cart. "Sire, why are you carrying your cart" said Dick, "Well young man, seeing as you are NOT from Somerset I can tell you that I caught my chopper in the chain whilst pedalling my cart. It certainly did smart, my injured part. Is your name Bart? Tell me, or I will set on you my tart..........

Im begining to think that you lot dont no much about Dicky Boy ..

Im voting for the Twins with Santa .(sorry two twins).( must be some of your best work yet Bob )

jack bellinger wrote:Im begining to think that you lot dont no much about Dicky Boy ..

Im voting for the Twins with Santa .(sorry two twins).( must be some of your best work yet Bob )

Yes indeed, Jack, some might think it a bit rude, but I thought it was just cheekie!

john bevan wrote:As some of you may know, Dick Whittington actually came from Gloucestershire!
"He was born in Gloucestershire, at Pauntley in the Forest of Dean" as my learned friend Wikipedia has told me.
Dick set off from Pauntley, passing a strange man on the way, Lord Bullox, who was carrying his cart. "Sire, why are you carrying your cart" said Dick, "Well young man, seeing as you are NOT from Somerset I can tell you that I caught my chopper in the chain whilst pedalling my cart. It certainly did smart, my injured part. Is your name Bart? Tell me, or I will set on you my tart..........

John all very interesting, but we are WAY PAST, setting off from the Sticks, we are heavily into the Smoke now! Do try and keep up, there's a good chap.

Robin Singleton wrote:Mary

I'm not joining in in the buff..sorry...too old!

Robin

You know what they say Robin; If you've got it - flaunt it. We look forward to a picture appearing here soon.
After all we have one set of twins .......................!

Oy! Barry I cought you peeping here, let's have your contribution.

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Welcome back Lord Dafter

Bob

I'm finding it increasingly difficult to follow the thread of this merry pantomime!

However just by way of context to the festive season, might I just mention that as I live further east than other punters to this site, that I'm likely to be the first to spot the star from the east...I'll let you know!

Robin