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A red herring means stop racing immediately, usually there has been a crash between two pirate ships. Sometimes the race will proceed under a safety carp.....

What about the white stick?

For the record I append the crew list for the pirate ship featuring in this pantomime;

• African Butter Catfish
• African Cichlid
• African Snakehead
• Akar betta
• Albino Cory
• Amiet's Lyretail
• Arnold
• Asian Arowana
• Aulonocara Benga
• Aulonocara Maulana
• Australian
• Pearl Arowana
• Azureus Cichlid
• Badis
• Bala Sharks
• Banded Bichir
• Banded Knife Fish
• Banded Shovelnose Catfish
• Bangka Snakehead
• Baram Snakehead
• Barca Snakehead
• Barred Knife Fish
• Batik Loach
• Bearded Cory
• Beauty Mouthbrooder
• Benny Tetra
• Betta fish
• Big Eye Mouthbrooder
• Big Toothed Piranha
• Bigtooth River Stingray
• Black Arowana
• Black Barred Myleus
• Black Diamond Gold Piranha
• Black Ghost Knife
• Black Neon Tetra
• Black Phantom tetra
• Black Piranha
• Black Small Fighter
• Black finned Snakehead
• Blackskirt Tetra
• Blind Cavefish
• Bloodfin Tetra
• Blotched Snakehead
• Blue Acara
• Blue Convict Cichlid
• Blue Discus
• Blue Gourami
• Blue Panda Apisto
• Blue spotted Snakehead
• Blyth's Loach
• Bolivian ram
• Brandti Piranha
• Bream
• Bristle nosed Catfish
• Brown Betta
• Brown Discus
• Bucktoothed Tetra
• Buenos Aires Tetra
• Bulldog Pleco
• Bullseye Snakehead
• Burmese Snakehead
• Candiru
• Cardinal Tetra
• Celebes Halfbeak
• Ceylon Snakehead
• Chel Snakehead
• Cherry Barb
• Chevron Snakehead
• Chilumba
• Chinese Snakehead
• Cinnamon Killifish
• Clown Barb
• Clown Killifish
• Clown Knife Fish
• Clown Loach
• Clown Pleco
• Cochu's Blue Tetra
• Cockatoo dwarf Cichlid
• Compressed Cichlid
• Congo Blackfin
• Congo Tetra
• Convict Cichlid
• Cortes Swordtail
• Crappie
• Cross River Puffer
• Crystel Eyed Catfish
• Demasoni Cichlid
• Diamond tetra
• Double Lipspot Mouthbrooder
• Dovii Cichlid
• Duckbill Catfish
• Dusky Piranha
• Dwarf Croaking Gourami
• Dwarf Gourami
• Dwarf Livebearer
• Dwarf Loach
• Dwarf Mouthbrooder Betta
• El Quince Swordtail
• Electric Blue Hap
• Electric Catfish
• Emperor Snakehead
• Eureka Cichlid
• Eyespot Mouthbrooder
• Fahaka Puffer
• Father Strohs Mouthbrooder
• Figure Eight Puffer
• Firebird Cichlid
• Firehead cichlid
• Firemouth Cichlid
• Flag acara
• Flagtailed Catfish
• Flame Tetra
• Flier Cichlid
• Forrest Betta
• Freshwater Barracuda
• Freshwater Butterflyfish
• Freshwater Garfish
• Freshwater Moray Eel
• Frontosa Cichlid
• Fundulopanchax batesii
• Gar
• German Blue Ram
• Geryi Piranha
• Ghost Knife Fish
• Giant Danio
• Giant Snakehead
• Glass catfish
• Glass Knife Fish
• Glowlight Tetra
• Gold Gourami
• Gold Mixteco
• Golden Nugget Pleco
• Golden Snakehead
• Goldfish
• Grant's Peacock cichlid
• Gray Bichir
• Grayling
• Green Discus
• Green Puffer
• Green Severum
• Green Terror Cichlid
• Green Throat Mouthbrooder
• Guppies
• Guyana Leaffish
• Heller's Cichlid
• Highland Swordtail
• Hikari Danio
• Hogchoker
• Holland's Piranha
• Honey Gourami
• Hoplo Catfish
• Hora's Loach
• Humeralis Piranha
• Lamp eye tetra
• Leopard Cory
• Leopard Danio
• Leporinus
• Lesser Spiny Eel
• Lyretail Killifish
• Madagascar Rainbowfish
• Maison's Peacock
• Malawi Eyebiter
• Malebo Puffer
• Marbled Headstander
• Mbu Puffer
• Mekong Puffer
• Midas Cichlid
• Monterray Platy
• Montezuma Swordtail
• Moonlight Gourami
• Mossaic Stingray
• Motoro Sting Ray
• Mousetail Knife fish
• Neon Tetra
• New Ediths Mouthbrooder
• Niger Snakehead
• Night Snakehead
• Norman's Lampeye
• Northern Mountain Swordtail
• Ocellated Puffer Fish
• Ocellated Snakehead
• Olive Danio
• One Spot Mouthbrooder
• Orange Finned Danio
• Orange spotted Snakehead
• Ornate Bichir
• Ornate Pim
• Ornate Tetra
• Oscar Fish
• Otocinclus
• Otocinclus Catfish
• Pacman catfish
• Panaw Snakehead
• Panda cory
• Paradise Fish
• Pareutropius buffei
• Peacock Mouthbrooder
• Pearl Danio
• Pearl Gourami
• Penguin Tetra
• Pepper Tetra
• Peppered Corydoras
• Pickerel
• Pictus Catfish
• Pike
• Pike Livebearer
• Pike Piranha
• Pinche Piranha
• Pingi Logsucker
• Pink Tailed Chalceus
• Piranha
• Piraya Piranha
• Platy
• Plumed Lyretail
• Polka Dot Loach
• Polka Dot Ray
• Powder Blue Cichlid
• Purple Spotted Gudgeon
• Rainbow Shark
• Rainbow Snakehead
• Rainbow Trout
• Red Belly Pacu
• Red Devil
• Red Empress Cichlid
• Red Eyed Tetra
• Red Heckles Discus
• Red Hook Silver Dollar
• Red jewel cichlid
• Red Sumatran Fighter
• Red Tailed Catfish
• Red Tailed Shark
• Red Terror Cichlid
• Redbelly Piranha
• Reddish Dwarf Fighter
• Rio Aloyac Platy
• Rose Danio
• Royal pleco
• Rummy Nose Tetra
• Sabretooth Tetra
• Sailfin Molly
• Sailfin Pim
• San Juan Cory
• Scissortail
• Serpae Tetra
• Serrated Piranha
• Severum
• Sheepshead Swordtail
• Siamese Algae Eater
• Siamese Fighting Fish
• Sieve Cichlid
• Silver Dollar
• Silver hatchetfish
• Silver Hemiodopsis
• Silver Mylossoma
• Silver Prochilodus
• Silvertip Tetra
• Simor Fighter
• Skunk Botia
• Skunk Cory
• Slender Betta
• Slender Hemiodus
• Slender Pygme Swordtail
• Small Fin Fighter
• Smaragd Fighting Fish
• Smooth Back River Stingray
• Snakeskin Gourami
• Socolof's Tetra
• Speckled Platy
• Splendid Snakehead
• Spotted cachorro
• Spotted Green Puffer
• Spotted Silver Dollar
• Spotted Snakehead
• Sterbai Cory Cat
• Sterlet
• Striped Panchax
• Striped Silver Dollar
• Sunfish
• Swordtail Characin
• Tail Light Tetra
• T-Bar Cichlid
• Ten Spotted Livebearer
• Tenuis Tetra
• Texas Cichlid
• Thick Lib Gourami
• Thinbar Datnoid
• Three Lined Cory
• Three Spot Tetra
• Tiger Barb
• Tiger Botia
• Tigrinus Catfish
• Tilapia
• Tiretrack Eels
• Tomi Mouthbrooder
• Tricolor Cichlid
• Trout
• Turquoise Cichlid
• Twin Spot Flag Cichlid
• Umbie
• Umbrella Cichlid
• Upland Swordtail
• Upside-down Catfish
• Viejita Apisto
• Walleye Pike
• Wasers Mouthbrooder
• Wessel's Cichlid
• West African Lungfish
• Western Mosquitofish
• White Piranha
• Widebar Datnoid
• Wimple Piranha
• Wine Red Betta
• Wolf Fish
• Yellow Acara
• Yellow King Piranha
• Yellow Swordtail
• YoYo Loach
• Zander
Marine Fish

These fish are found in seawater. There are about 15,000 species of marine fish. Every species has its own appearance, characteristics, reproduction, environmental needs, nutritional requirements, survival adaptations and compatibility with other marine creatures. Most marine fish need tropical climate. Here is a list of marine fish.
• Achilles tang
• Algae blenny
• Antennata Lionfish
• Arabian angel
• Arc eye hawkfish
• Asfur Angelfish
• Atlantic Blue Tang
• Auriga Butterflyfish
• Axilspot hogfish
• Balloonfish
• Banana Wrasse
• Banded goby
• Banded shark
• Banded snake eel
• Bandfin cardinalfish
• Bar goby
• Barred rabbitfish
• Barrier Reef Chromis
• Batfish
• Beaked coralfish
• Bennet's butterfly
• Bicolor Angelfish
• Bicolor Parrotfish
• Bicolor rabbitfish
• Bicolored Foxface
• Bigeye cardinalfish
• Bignose unicornfish
• Bird Wrasse
• Black and gold chromis
• Black and White Chromis
• Black and white damsel
• Black angel
• Black axil chromis
• Black Cardinal fish
• Black Damselfish
• Black triggerfish
• Black velvet angelfish
• Black velvet damsel
• Black back Butterflyfish
• Blackbar triggerfish
• Blackbelly Triggerfish
• Black-blotched porcupinefish
• Blackcap Basslet
• Blackfin Hogfish
• Black headed Filefish
• Black mouth Chromis
• Black patch trigger
• Black spotted Puffer
• Blood Red Hawkfish
• Blue and Gold Damselfish
• Blue angel
• Blue chromis
• Blue devil
• Blue Dot Toby
• Blue flasher wrasse
• Blue head tilefish
• Blue jaw tilefish
• Blue line toby
• Blue mandarin
• Blue Reef Chromis
• Blue spotted stingray
• Blue spotted wrasse
• Blue streak damsel
• Blue stripe goby
• Blue striped butterfly
• Blue striped clownfish
• Blue Whale
• Blue tang surgeonfish
• Blue back angel
• Blue chin Triggerfish
• Blue face Angelfish
• Blue line Squirrelfish
• Blue mask Angelfish
• Bluespine Unicornfish
• Blue spot butterfly
• Blue spot damsel
• Blue spotted angel
• Blue spotted Grouper
• Blue spotted Jawfish
• Blue spotted triggerfish
• Bluestripe Pipefish
• Bluestripe snapper
• Bottlenose Dolphin
• Borneo damsel
• Bower's Parrotfish
• Brazilian gramma
• Brown sailfin tang
• Brown surgeonfish
• Brown banded Bamboo Shark
• Brown banded pipefish
• Bursa trigger
• Canary Fang Blenny
• Carberryi Anthias
• Carpet Eel Blenny
• Cat Shark
• Catalina Goby
• Cherub Angelfish
• Chevron Tang
• Chinese trumpetfish
• Choat's Wrasse
• Chocolate Surgeonfish
• Chromis Citron Goby
• Clark's Clownfish
• Clown butterfly
• Cockatoo waspfish
• Cods
• Comical blenny
• Common lionfish
• Convict Blenny
• Convict surgeonfish
• Copperband Butterflyfish
• Coral Beauty Angelfish
• Coral Catfish
• Coral Hogfish
• Croakers
• Cube Boxfish
• Cutlass fish
• Cuttlefish
• Dartfish goby
• Dispar Anthias
• Dog toothed cardinalfish
• Dolphins
• Dragon Moray Eel
• Dragon Pipefish
• Dwarf Lionfish
• Emperor Angelfish
• Epaulette Shark
• Exquisite butterfly
• Fathead Anthias
• Fiji Blue Devil Damselfish
• Filamented Flasher Wrasse
• Five Bar Wrasse
• Five Stripe Wrasse
• Flagfin Angelfish
• Flagtail Grouper
• Flamefish
• Flower cardinal
• Forceps fish
• Foxface Rabbitfish
• Freckled Hawkfish
• French Angelfish
• Giant moray
• Glass Eye Squirrelfish
• Goblin Shark
• Gold Spotted Rabbitfish
• Golden Butterflyfish
• Gold spotted Snake Eel
• Gray unicornfish
• Great White Shark
• Great Barracuda
• Green Mandarinfish
• Harlequin Bass
• Hawaiian Squirrelfish
• Hogfish
• Horn Shark
• Horrid stonefish
• Humpback Whales
• Humpback unicornfish
• Humphead bannerfish
• Indian Triggerfish
• Jackknife Fish
• Jewel Damselfish
• Jewel moray
• Jellyfish
• Klein's Butterflyfish
• Koi fish
• Killer whales
• Ladder wrasse
• Large toothed cardinalfish
• Lavender Tang
• Leaf Scorpionfish
• Leopard puffer
• Leopard shark
• Linguado
• Lionfish
• Longfin Fairy Wrasse
• Lyretail Hogfish
• Magpie Sweetlips
• Malcolor Snapper
• Manybar goatfish
• Map angel
• Map Puffer
• Miniata Grouper
• Monkeyface eel
• Multicolor Angelfish
• Naso Tang
• Neon Goby
• Nurse Shark
• Ocean surgeon
• Ocellated butterfly
• Okinawa chromis
• Orange Skunk
• Orange Back Fairy Wrasse
• Orbic batfish
• Oriental Dogfish
• Pacific Blue Tang
• Paddle wrasse
• Painted frogfish
• Pajama Cardinalfish
• Palette tang
• Panda puffer
• Panther Grouper
• Parrotfish
• Passer Angelfish
• Peacock Flounder
• Pearl damsel
• Pearly jawfish
• Pebble butterfly
• Percula Clownfish
• Picasso Triggerfish
• Pineapple Fish
• Pinktail Triggerfish
• Pinnate Batfish
• Pipefish
• Pixy hawkfish
• Porcupine Puffer
• Porkfish
• Princess Parrotfish
• Purple Tang
• Purple Tilefish
• Pygmy Yellowtail Angelfish
• Pyramid butterfly
• Queen Triggerfish
• Rabbitfish
• Radiant Wrasse
• Randall's Shrimp Goby
• Red cardinal
• Red Coris
• Red Sea mimic blenny
• Red spotted grouper
• Red spotted hawkfish
• Redstripe tilefish
• Regal Angelfish
• Reticulated Damselfish
• Rhinecanthus cinereus
• Ribbon Eel
• Rogue Fish
• Rusty Angelfish
• Saddled Toby
• Sailfin Tang
• Sargassum Fish
• Scott's Fairy Wrasse
• Scribbled Angelfish
• Scythe trigger
• Sea pony
• Sebae Clownfish
• Short Bigeye
• Silver chromis
• Shovelnose Shark
• Sixbar wrasse
• Spot tail dartfish
• Spotfin lionfish
• Spotted oceanic triggerfish
• Squareback Anthias
• Starfish
• Starck's damsel
• Starry Puffer
• Stone triggerfish
• Striated frogfish
• Striated surgeonfish
• Striped Fang Blenny
• Swissguard Basslet
• Tahitian Butterflyfish
• Talbots blenny
• Teardrop Butterflyfish
• Threadfin Snapper
• Tibicin angelfish
• Tobacco Basslet
• Tomato clown
• Tomini Bristletooth Tang
• Two Barred Rabbitfish
• Two eyed coralfish
• Two spot surgeonfish
• Two striped Sweetlips
• Undulate Triggerfish
• Unicorn tang
• Urchin Clingfish
• Vagabond Butterflyfish
• Valentine puffer
• Vermiculated angelfish
• Volitan's Lionfish
• Wartskin Frogfish
• Watanabe's Angelfish
• Wedge-tail triggerfish
• White-tailed Remora
• Wolf Cardinalfish
• Wolf eel
• Whales
• Whale Sharks
• Yellow anthias
• Yellow Assessor Basslet
• Yellow banded fairy wrasse
• Yellow boxfish
• Yellow fin tang
• Yellow goby
• Yellow Headed Angelfish
• Yellow Prow Goby
• Yellow spotted anthias
• Yellow stingray
• Yellow tail wrasse
• Yellow Watchman Goby
• Yellow watchmann goby
• Yellow back butterfly
• Yellow fin fairy wrasse
• Yellow fin flasher
• Yellow head Jawfish
• Yellow head sleeper goby
• Yellow head wrasse
• Yellow headed Sleeper Goby
• Yellow margin moray
• Yellow margin triggerfish
• Yellow saddle Goatfish
• Yellow spotted triggerfish
• Yellow spotted Wrasse
• Yellow streaked Fairy Wrasse
• Yellow striped cardinalfish
• Yellow tail Blue Damsel
• Yellow tail Goldie/Evansi Anthias
• Yellow tail surgeonfish
• Yellow tail tang
• Yellow tail Wrasse
• Zebra Barred Dartfish
• Zebra goby
• Zebra lionfish
• Zebra Moray Eel
Tropical Fish

Tropical fish require a warm, medium temperature to live. They include both freshwater and saltwater fish species. They are popular aquarium fish because of their bright coloration. Following are some of the types of tropical fish:

Angelfish
• Zebra Long Fin
• Black Marble Long Fin
Aulonocara/Nimbo/Placi
• Red dragon
• New Aulonocara Calico
• Aulonocara sp. Fire Fish
• Nimbochromis venustus
• Nimbochromis fuscotaeniatus
Aggressive Characins
• Oligosarcus hepsetus
• Cynopoptamus atratoensis
• Amazon River Salmon
• Hollandi pirahna
• Piraya Pirahna
Anabatoids
• Giant Betta Platak
• Pink Kissing Gourami
• Thick Lip Gourami
• Opaline Gouarmi
• Lavender Gourami
• Gold Gourami
• Orange Thick Lips
Barbs
• Green Mascara Barbs
• Bangana behri
• Wild Rose Line Sharks
• Longfin Rosy Barbs
• Black Ruby Barbs
• Albino Tiger Barbs
• Green Tiger Barbs
• Striped Barbs
• Odessa Barbs
• Pentazona Barb
• Tiger Barbs
• Super Black Ruby Diamond Barbs
• Jumbo Cherry Barbs
• Panda Barbs
• Golden Fire Diamond Barb
Catfish
• Otocinclus
• Burma Orange Panda Cats
• Sturiosoma feurschi
• Tiffiny Whips
• Red Whips
• Amber Glass Cats
• True Glass Cats
• Synodontis nigriventris zebra
• Indian Gulper Cat
• Calicthy Calicthys
• Hassar notospilus
• Ompok
• Tiger Shovelnose
• Debawi Cats
Characins
• Nannostomus trifasciatus red III
• Beckfordi
• Leporinus octofasciatum
• Chalceus pink tail
Cichlids
• Eurobred Geophagus Suriamensis
• Severum Spotted
• Severum Gold
• Wild Festivums
• New Galaxy Blue Jack Dempsey
• Azureus Firemouths
• Ellioti Firemouths
• Helleri Firemouths
• Heros efasciatus rotkeil
• Wild Geophagus Tapajos Red
• Eurobred Rio Negro
• Haplochromis Hot Rock Kribensis
• Heros appendiculatus
• Geophagus Sp. Altamira
• Eurobred Geophagus Proximus
• Wild Satanoperca leucosticta
Crustacea
• Bamboo Shrimps
• New Shrimps from Celebes
• White Spot Red Bee
• Six Banded Blue Bee
• Red Orchid Bee
• Yellow Cheek Bee
• Mini Blue Bee
• Caridina spongicola
Corydoras
• Bronze
• Albino Paleatus
• Incolicana
• Robustrus
• Arcuatus Super
• Delphax
• Haroldshultzi
• Sterbai
• Punctatus
• Schwartzi
• Brochis splendens
• Brochis multiradiatus
• Metae
Danios
• Zebra
• Blue Bengal
• Burmese Fire Ring
• Marbled Moustache Danio
• Moustache Danio
• Giraffe Danio
• Burma Blue Ring Danio
• Emperor Minnows
Guppies
• Assorted ribbons
• Metallic Blue Ribbons
• Solid Purple
• Metallic Blue
• Blue Varigated
• Red Varigated
• Green Varigated
• Red Tailed Neon
Killifish
• Cubanicthys pengelleri
Loaches
• New Emperor Loaches
• New Dragon Loach
• New Sumo Loach
• Golden Dario
• Striata
• Sid thiumunki Loach
• Burmese Polkadot Loach
• Burmese Marbled Loach
• Gecko Loach (Homaloptera)
• Golden Loach
• Rostrata
• Sucking Loach
• Golden Sucking Loach
• Pennocki Algae Eaters
• Zebra Cold
• Marble Cold
• Butterfly
• Clown Loach
Malawi
• Mbuna
• Cynotilapia afra cobalt
• Labidochromis caereuleus gold
• Labeotropheus trewevassae chilumba
• Microchromis zebroides
• Pseudotropheus callainos white neon/blue light
• Pseudotropheus Cobalt
• Pseudotropheus tropheops albino apricot
• Pseudotropheus sp. Ndumbi Red Top
• Pseudotropheus Zebra
• Pseudotropheus Elongatus neon spot
• Pseudotropheus Salousi coral
• Pseudotropheus acei yellow
Mollies
• Black
• Black Lyretail
• Polka-dot
• Black and Gold
• Blue Limia
• Cuban Humpback Limia
• New Salvador Molly
• Red Faced Black Coral Platy
• New Bleeding Heart Wagtail
Rainbows
• Red Rainbow Bosemani
• Lacustris
• Praecox
• Trifasciatus
Rasbora
• Euro Harlequins
• Eurobred Black Harlequins
• Copper Harlequins (R. Hengeli)
• Sawba Resplendens
Sharks
• Bull Sharks
• Silver shark
• Red Tailed Black Shark
• Hammerhead Shark
• Nurse Shark
• Albino Ruby Shark
• Ruby Shark
• Labeo kontius
• Tiger Shark
• Variegated Shark
Snakeheads
• New Burmese Ornate Snakeheads
• New Channa sp.
• Black and Green (Channa Aurantimaculatus)
• Rainbow
• New Green
Swordtails
• Koi Swords
• Utsuri Swords
• Red Wag
• Guntheri
• Pineapple Guntheri
Tanganika
• Altrolamprologus calvus kapamba
• Altrolamprologus compressiceps gold
• Petrotilapia trewevasse
• Elipsifer Eels
• Synodontis multipunctatus wild
• Petricolor Zaire bred
• Poll wild
• Petricolor wild
Tetra
• Wild New Red Cherry Congos
• Euro Coffee Bean Tetra
• Emperor Tetra
• Eurobred Cardinal Tetra
• Eurobred Candy Glow Golden Cardinals
• Diamond Bleeding Hearts
• Eurobred Diamond Neon Tetra
• Eurobred Glass Bloodfin
• Eurobred Black Neons
• Eurobred Lemon Tetra
• Eurobred Sweglesi Phantoms
• Eurobred Diamond Tetra
• Eurobred White Widows
• Eurobred Ornate Tetra
• Eurobred Super Red Serpae
• Eurobred Jumbo Congo
• Eurobred Silvertips
• Eurobred Kerri Tetra
• Eurobred Majenta Kerri Tetra
• Eurobred Green Neons
• Eurobred Rummynose (Rhodostomus)
• Eurobred Ember Tetra
• Eurobred Red Eyed Tetra
• Eurobred Black Phantom Tetra
• Eurobred White Fin Ornate Tetra
• Eurobred Penguin Tetra
• Eurobred Albino Congo Tetra
• New Peru Blue Tetra
Randoms
• Flying Fish
• New Purple Mussels
• New Pink Mussels
• New Green Mussels
• New Razor Mussels
• New Golden Mussels
• Black Ghost Knife Fish
• Fire Eels
• Congo Frogs
• Pipa pipa Suriname Toad
• Algae Shrimp
• Polypterus ornatipinnis
• Polypterus seneqalis albino
• Pstacus Amazon Puffers
• Japonica Algae Shrimp
• New Cherry Algae Shrimp
• Puffer fish
• Topaz Puffers
• Hairy Puffers
• Endlecheri
• Platinum Arowana
• Australian Pearl Arowana
• Golden Freshwater Archer Fish
• S Panda Garra
• Panda Garra
• Burmese Ugly Faced Garra
• Siamese Flying Fox
• Yellow Panchax
• Zebra Snail
• Spotted Snail
• Dageti monroviae panchax

No further fishy jokes should be interjected into this adventure.

Spoilsport.
We think you should walk the plank for that fishy contribution.
By the way you forgot the Red Snapper .....

Burmese Ugly Faced Garra


Call me a spoil sport would you?

He who dares.......................... usually gets slapped down ...........................hard!

who's a pretty buoy then?

Whatever Floats yer boat

Jack,
you old • Yellow fin flasher

Naughty boy,

Bob

NB; See how the game is played folks? Come on and join in the fun, find a fish for your friends.

Bob is that you .. Throwing something into the mix to wind everybody up ???

Thats what I call A real Lobstir

He's just trying to mussel his way in to see if he is whelk um.

jack bellinger wrote:Bob is that you .. Throwing something into the mix to wind everybody up ???

Thats what I call A real Lobstir

Oy! stir? Not me Jack.

"We think you should walk the plank for that fishy contribution."

Should that read walk the plankton, Mary?

I'm much to fly for you, and I won't rise to your bait, so spare the rod jokes, and toe the line in future. Go trawl the depths for a newt theme, leave the tripe behind and cease drowning the worms.

I'm FINished now.

Night, night.

It would seem that most contributors to this extravaganza are obsessed with fish, I have, therefore, taken the liberty of rewriting the story to accomodate their fantasies and fetishes in order (hopefully) to return to a coherent theme;

SARDINE ISLAND a Fishy Tale.

The story revolves around young Jim Mackerel who with his mother, Brill Mackerel run the Admiral Sturgeon sea food restaurant on the sea front at Blackpool.
Amongst their customers is a drunken fisherman named Billy Fishbones who clings tightly to a tank of mysterious guppies and sild. One dark and stormy evening a blind fish called Blind Cod comes to the Admiral Sturgeon and presses a black fish scale in to Billy's fin. From this development a tale of adventure and herring do takes Jim on a perilous voyage aboard a trawler crewed by a villianous gang of pisces led by a one finned rascal known as Long Jack Flounder.
Flounder is easily recognisable by the fishing rod he uses to cope with only having one fin and the Beauty Mouthbrooder sitting on his shoulder.
The local Magistrate El Quince Swordtail, Doctor Piranha and Captain Starry Puffer are also involved in this farrago of fishy doings. The object of the voyage is to retrieve a massive aquarium of goldfish from the barren shores of Sardine Island without being netted by the sharks, and to have a whale of a time while a float.

I suppose there is small chance we can now get on with the entertainment even with this major revision of the storyline?????????????

meanwhile, the ships of the class E fleet, piloted by Captains Bevan, Mountain and Sumner battled for position. They were overtaken by Capn Glass, whose mast promptly fell off." Oh dear, I forgot to check it was attached." said the capn. He was hauled before the sailing scrutineers and keelhauled. The class E fleet was then rapidly overtaken by the faster ships of the Class B fleet consisting of............

Class B ... you mean the GOOTW Crew headed by Gangplank Gangway Green (GGG for short) wanting find the golden Cups first on Sardine island ,with their big trunk wanting to Fillet first .......

as Capn Rude said " She was only hte fishmongers daughter, but she lay on the slab and said "...................