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Re: Treasure Island Alternative Version.

Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 4:54 pm
by Bob Bull
Following the expense of Christmas, there are not many things I won't do for a tenner, but I should warn you that the last time I sang in public I was arrested for disturbing the peace.

Baz O' Profundo.

Has the orchestra arrived? Yes they aria.

Re: Treasure Island Alternative Version.

Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:34 pm
by jack bellinger
Mary ...its Alto much for Bob ,,,,cos with that squeeky he must have had the Opera tion

Re: Treasure Island Alternative Version.

Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:35 pm
by peter rafter
bob, if you wish to sing counter-tenor (castrati), Im sure maestro Goddard can arrange for the appropriate snip.......


belcanto

Re: Treasure Island Alternative Version.

Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 7:09 pm
by Mary Lindsay
bob, if you wish to sing counter-tenor (castrati), Im sure maestro Goddard can arrange for the appropriate snip.......
Here we go again............

Come on chaps, can't we get away from the dim-inuendo? :roll:

Re: Treasure Island Alternative Version.

Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:47 pm
by Mary Lindsay
Apparently you are all struck dumb!
Or are you singing sotto voce?

Re: Treasure Island Alternative Version.

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 7:39 am
by jack bellinger
Clarification Please....
Mary Are you saying ,that us Men ,Say one thing and mean another ???????????(at least you know what we mean!!!)

Re: Treasure Island Alternative Version.

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:45 am
by Bob Bull
Jack,
You know that as the 'Token Girlie' on the site Mary has to pursue her feminist agenda at all costs, we MEN should always protect the weaker sex, and I like to give the impression that I take her contributions seriously, as this makes her feel important. You and I know the truth of course, women belong in the kitchen (mostly). Let's face it lady pirates only belong in Hollywood.

Bob.

Re: Treasure Island Alternative Version.

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 11:53 am
by Mary Lindsay
You are both absolutely right of course.

Does that help to maintain your masculine egos?

Re: Treasure Island Alternative Version.

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:40 pm
by john bevan
Meatloaf famously said "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that"

perhaps Bob could let us know what he won't do for love (or an interview) in the Silverstone paddock :D

Re: Treasure Island Alternative Version.

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:23 pm
by Mary Lindsay
Nice to have you back John but that is a bit obscure, even for me!

Re: Treasure Island Alternative Version.

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:56 pm
by jack bellinger
Yes it does Mary... thank you



now you can carry on Ironing

Re: Treasure Island Alternative Version.

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 2:59 pm
by Mary Lindsay
I have finished the ironing Jack, shall I make a start on fitting the front suspension on the Plus 8?

Re: Treasure Island Alternative Version.

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 3:55 pm
by Bob Bull
jack bellinger wrote:Yes it does Mary... thank you



now you can carry on Ironing
Sound of cackling, Very Loud! Nice one jack!

Re: Treasure Island Alternative Version.

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 3:56 pm
by Bob Bull
Mary Lindsay wrote:I have finished the ironing Jack, shall I make a start on fitting the front suspension on the Plus 8?

Press on Mary, just don't flake your nail polish!

Re: Treasure Island Alternative Version.

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:47 pm
by Mary Lindsay
Press on Mary, just don't flake your nail polish!
I told you, I have finished the ironing!

Why not make yourself useful Bob? Haven't you got a bike to mend or an old tennis racket to fettle up for sale?
Maybe you can make a start on next year's Christmas cards?
I know you can't multi-task but maybe you could choose one of the suggested activities (that's less than two Bob, or to you - 1s and 11d)